I like this one.

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)once uve been tagged must do! =)happy reading! =D

(Okay but before that, just want to make it clear that I'm not a mean person. But it's exceptional only to people I really really really really hate and to people who mess with me. Though I'm not mean, but I can be a bitch sometimes which can hurt a lot of people. But yeah, I am a sarcastic..in a nice way. HAHA)

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
YR: In terms of what??

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: When was the last time you check yourself in the mirror?

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: They like your money. Durrh..you think they'll even look at you if you're broke?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: So? You think I care? I'm not your mother. Durrhh..!

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Ohh. You must be those 'HI-BYE" artist.


If an annoying hot woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
YR: Ohh come on. You're not even my type.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: And what makes you think I am? Euww!

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Ohh I know. Your type must be some ghetto that can't even spell their own name.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: You're not even rich yourself. What makes you think you deserve one?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Ohh. See if I care. You really think those people like you anyway??


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Please get rid of your broken mirror please.

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Not a chance!! Go away pathetic!

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Go get a whore blockhead!!

4) What do you like about me?
YR: What's there to like??

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Not even in my dreams. I rather die than lying for you.


If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Ohh look, who just got out of the pig mud.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: Wasn't it you who just got out of the toilet for pigs??

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Ohh you're just jealous you're not ME!!

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Only if you get to the finish line. Trust me, you're not even close.


If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: I was never in love with you. You only got my symphaty. That's why I said "yes" before.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: How can that be? I don't even remember your name?!!

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: I was with you before? Ohh. Your spell must be very strong.

4) Please call me...
YR: Yeah sure. I'll be needing your number to invite to my wedding later.

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: I'm not sorry at all.


If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: So I've been told.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: Ohh. Look at you?!! I'm soo not gona buy this shit.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I won't buy it even for free!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Don't beg. You look like a pig!


Tagging:
To all yang ade on my babbling list. Except K.qila cause she tagged me.

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Rest in peace MJ.

I'm not a big fan of late Michael Jackson. But I do adore him. And his death is really a big shock to everyone in the world. His music and the entertainment he brings to the music world will always be remembered. Despite all the charges being charged to him, you know, all the molesting child thing. Though I do actually feel he was guilty, but you gotta admit, he was the King of Pop. No one has ever done the way he did it. His death is really a big lost to the industry. Lucky he convert to Islam in time.

His "beat it" and "black or white" will always be my fav.

p/s: Michael Jackson a.k.a Mikhail. May Allah rest your soul in peace. Our turn is soon.

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saya si anak bongsu.

Aku baru sampai rumah. Macam biasalah. Asal Jumaat or Sabtu je, akan ade nada deringan kat handphone aku memanggil2 aku balik rumah. Memang tak boleh tak tengok muka aku yang takdelah lawa sangat ni pon. Haih..siapa kate jadi anak bongsu untung?? Mai sini lah jadi baru tahu apa rasa. Haish.

Ingat balik rumah, dah excited2 nak si jumpa kucing gemok tu. Tup tup tup Ayah kata dia ikot Mama and Papa dia pergi holiday kat Singapore. (Aih Along, sejak bila pergi holiday bawak si kucing gemok?? Taknak "privacy" dah ke?? HAHA)..Hancur hati bila tahu si kucing gemok takde. Takpelah. Atleast Along tinggalkan laptop. Boleh jugaklah aku online. Herm.

Esok mahu pergi beli handphone baru. (Well, jadi anak bongsu kadang2 best gak. Hehe.) Alah handphone bese2 jea. Bukan Nseries or iPhone ke ape. Saya tidak tiptop seperti mereka. Hehe. Takpe. Main utama sekarang, beli handphone baru pastu GLC dengan Apa. Handphone dia tiptop. Sony C902. Hehe. Operasi akan dimulakan dan harap2 lah mission accomplish. Hehe.

It's almost 2 p.m now. I have to go get ready. My parents and I are going to Pakcu's house for Amar's birthday. Haih..kecik2 dah ada birthday party. Dah besar kang silap2 Sweet 16 kat Zouk. Hehe. Adios!!

p/s: You guys should see gambar passport si kucing gemok. SANGAT CUTE!! haha. :))

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Status terkini.

Time: 9.22 p.m

Status: Belum mandi. Tapi sangat lapar.

Aim: Nak beli roti boom.

p/s: Kat USIM ada budak kena H1N1. Kat Seremban pon dah merebak. Nilai? Seremban? Ohh. :((

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sopan ker? :))

Dulu, masa mula mula bercinta..hehe.

"Sayang, kenapa you tak bising I pakai seksi seksi ke ape cam Yad bising kat Qiela?"

"I tak kesah lah you nak pakai pape pon"

"Kira kalau I pakai terdedah sana sini you tak marah la?"

"Pakai lah ape you nak pakai sayang"

Wah, masa mula dulu bukan kemain KONON sporting. Hehe. Kau nak pakai ape..pakai lah. Asal kau happy. Mini skirt? Hotpants? Spaghetti strap? Tube? Hahh..pakailah yang oii. Semalam msg2..

"You, kenapa dulu I pakai bikini dpan kawan2 you pon you tak bising. Masa mandi swimming pool you siap suruh bukak sleeveless lagi. Pakai bikini je. Tapi sekarang I pakai shorts pon you bising."

"Kalau I tayang tayang kote I kat kawan kawan you?"...(HAHAHAHA. Setepek dia bagi kat aku. Cehh!)

"bla bla bla...Kenapa sekarang you kesah pulak?"

"I nak kahwin dengan you kan. Kenapa perlu I nak you belanja orang lain? Haih."

Okay. Jawapannya sangat mentouchingkan aku. Ohh. Ingin menjadi seorang lelaki rupanya. Terima kasih sayang atas niat you. Hehe. Walaupun sudah bertahun (berbulan je) tidak pakai skirt or hotpants, semalam tibe tibe terpikir pertanyaan tu. Sebelum ni dia tak penah kesah aku nak pakai apa pon. Just aku nie memang ganas sikit bile terdedah tu. Kang terkangkang ke tertonggeng ke..dia tegur tegur jugaklah. Kadang kadang sibuk dok bertenggek kat aku untuk coverkan. Sekarang tak perlu lagi. Dah berbulan lama rasanya aku tak berpakaian bebas. Haha. Rasanya tak perlu dah kot. Aku dah ada lelaki walaupun dulu aku pakai bukan sebab nak attract lelaki (i'm not cheap). Tapi aku pakai sebagai competition or self satisfaction. Herm. Jawapan dia sampai sekarang buat aku tersenyum. :))

p/s: Terdetik nak pakai tudung tapi kena quit smoking for real dulu. Which is something very hard to do of course.

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Twitter.

I just started twitting on twitter. But I don't know anything. Macam best je dengar twitter sini sana. Mahu try lah. Okay. pelan pelan kayuh yeah? Nanti jadi expert lah. Ushalah my twitter. www.twitter.com/pairici. Hehe.

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Sociliazing is lacking in me.

Haish. Life in UIA is really stressing me out. I learn in sociology today that social is very important. Emile Durkheim..a French philosopher (and it's a he yea)..he studied social solidarity, anomie and suicide. He studied why people suicide and in conclusion..to reduce suicide, we need to have social solidarity. And since I'm in UIA, the only one thing I'm lack is SOCIALIZING!! Seriously. I don't know wether its me or student UIA ni yang bangang. I literally have any friends here. I don't really socialize around here. I go to class alone. I eat my lunch alone. I study alone. I do everything alone!! I survive here without any help from anybody. (wow.unbelieveable) I don't know lahh. I'm sure not all UIAans are like typical UIAans.. but why do I have problems finding friends here? Do I expect too much?

I'm nice here. I'm not arrogant as I used to be. I greet everyone and they greet me too. I say "hi" they say "hello". Urgh. Maybe I expect too much. I used to have friends that is kinda like me too. They were two k.nana, Nad, Aish, Apek, K.kechik and all that. We used to have fun together. But now dorang semua dah takde. Semua dah pergi Gombak (they are all my senior)..I'm friendly. Seriously. I'm nice to peeple. That's why I don't get it why I'm alone here. Everybody is nice to me too. Like just now, Shasha invited me to the library to study together. But I said i'm just gonna go back to my room. I saw Mariam and I greeted her and she was asking questions about how am I doing and all that. But I just walked away from her..while talking too! It's like..she wanted to have a chat but it seems as if I was in a hurry. Where I wasn't actually doing anything!

Do I forget how to communicate with others? Sometimes..There are girls asking me to join them eating and all that. It's just..sometimes..I prefer my moment alone. Kadang kadang..bila dah too close..people tend to want to do everything together. Well, I'm a person who sometimes..want my privacy. Not everything, not every single moment I nak be with someone. I just want to have a teman during my way to classes, while I'm having lunch or dinner and most importantly..someone I can gossip with. I don't have that here. UIA is not like STF. I prefer being in STF eventhough I hate school so much. No..I hate the teachers and the rules so much. Not the school. I have lots of friends in STF. I don't have any problem finding teman there.

Now that I don't have anybody..Apa is the one who has to bare it all. He comes here a lot. To teman me sometimes. And everytime jumpa..I'll talk non-stop. He'll just drive and listen to me and just chuckles everytime he has the chance. He comes here often until I am labled as "the girl from satria car"!! HAHA. K-d told me that. HAHA. Ohh..FYI, students here are real gossipers.

Though I have friends outside UIA..it' didn't help that much. Dyane is far. And so do others. I need someone close to me. And all I got now is Apa. And he's in Seremban. I'm in Nilai. Until when I have to depend on him??

Well. I 'm just trying to breathe here. Rescue in need. And fast. Or soon..what Emile Durkheim studied will come true to me..SUICIDE.!! Huh.

p/s: Thanks sayang. For your concern.

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suicide? came to mind.

I feel so down. Really. I was hoping that I can stay the weekends here in Nilai with my friends since they're planning to do something to celebrate my birthday last week. Haish. I know I screwed up before. But I stopped doing all those stupid stuffs I did. Please..I know I'm still young. I know that probably I don't know anything about real life as pro as you guys. But I'm learning. People make mistakes. I'm sure you guys have done something wrong in the past too. But you learn your lesson right?

Ma, Pa, Along.. let me experience and learn my lesson so that I know it in future. So that I won't repeat it. I have a life. Though it's limited cause of you guys.. but still..it's my life. Let me live in it without having to suffocate every minute. Please...don't put on so much tense in my life. It is already complicated as it is. You know..teens life. It's lame..it's cliche but it happens. I'm sure you had them during your youth time. Haish..Let me breathe!!!

p/s: Thanks for your time. It was nice to chat with you after so long. Thank you.

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Woit!

Mcna buat post wishing me birthday. Terharu nya. Tak tahu lah macam mane plak si bff aku nie. Dia privatekan blog and "TERLUPA" to invite me. Aku tau kau ada ngumpat aku kan makcik? Tu pasal kau privatekan. Sialan. huh.

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College.

Just finished class. Sangat penat okay. I have lots of things to do. Mostly are only notes and some stuff I have to take care of. So far, assignments and all that haven't started yet. But next week we will be given the topics. Haish. Life as a college student...here we go again.

p/s: One of them wished me. One is more than I could wish for. Thank you.

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Birthday vs. wedding.

Yesterday was my birthday. HAHA. Thank you for those yang wish. Ramai gak yang tak disangka ingat my birthday. Dah la aku tatau bile birthday diorang. Ampun. I'm such a bad friend..haish..well, i was in Kedah during my birthday. My brother in law punya adek kawen. I gotta admit that this year was the worst birthday ever. Not because all the attention I'm supposed to get on my birthday was distracted by the wedding, but because I was suffering from period pain!! And for those who know me, period pain ain't easy for me. Period pain is my worst nightmare that came true every month. And to top all that, I was away from him. So, we couldn't celebrate it together. Nevermind. I'm a big girl now. I shouldn't be expecting a surprise party or a fancy celebration anymore. I'm not in high school dah. Kalau dulu boleh lah, every year pon ade orang celebrate. Thanks to all my friends for that. Especially Dyane. Thanks babe for all the surprises during my birthdays that you threw for me.

I'm trying to grow up. Not pushing it so hard. Just letting things to go by natural. A lot of things that happen before that I shouldn't expect to happen anymore. I'm a big girl. And big girls don't cry huh fergie?? HEHE. "Life" is a really good teacher. Not my fav though, but a really good one.

p/s: I already have something in mind for his birthday. Just wait and see. Might be good, might be bad. Hehe.

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never been better.

My lil sis found my blog too. Thank you for the comment you gave me though it's not that pleasing. I gave up long ago. You still have your anger, I get it. So, keep on reading my blog if you want. I don't mind. It's public.

Okay. I had this very unpleasant dream last night. It was as if as real as in real life. It was strong enough to wake me up from my sleep. Twice!! I tried to call him but I couldn't as I was crying and also too sleepy. I don't know how to describe my dream but all I can say is..now I know how it feels like to be her. I don't know how she did it but I salute her for being that strong. I've known her my life. She's not weak but she's soft. She has a soft heart. Compared to me who thinks she's tough in everything. But to what had happen, if it happens to me, I wouldn't know how to survive.

Well, I wouldn't look back now. I'm moving forward. I won't let past hunting me anymore. Past only making me weak and I thank God for all that happened in my life before. He gave me a very valuable lesson to learn in life.

Apa said he wants to quit everything. He wants to be serious in life as how he knew I wanted him to be. He has not been drinking or doing anything stupid for ages now. He hates his friends who are still doing those stuffs. Yad said I changed Apa a lot. That he's now a better man. I don't think it was because of me. I think it's because he realises all that he did was stupid and he wanted to stop and I am there to support him. Cause changing lifestyle needs support.

I am changing too. For a start, I decorate my study table so colourful so that it will give me the spirit to study. Muahaha. Hey, it's a change what? I never decorate my study table tau. HAHA. We are starting a new life. Hope it all ends well. Wish us luck. :))

p/s: Don't hate us. Envy us. You know you do.

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"singa" ehh??

Hoii. Having fun ehh? If you break any of the rules given, aku tembak tetek kau nanti.

p/s: Ohh..who says I'm not a sporting girlfriend? Call me "singa", I'll bite your tounge.

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berbunyi ke sebelah tangan?

Weh, nak tanya..kalau seorang perempuan dengan bekas teman lelaki adik atau kawan dia sendiri, adakah semua itu salah sang perempuan? Ya aku paham sang perempuan dikatakan merampas. Tapi, apa sebenar nya maksud "merampas" kalau yang diambil itu bukan lagi hak milik orang lain? Dan, tak terpikir kah kau bahawa tepuk sebelah tangan tidak akan berbunyi? Untuk suatu perhubungan itu terbentuk, ia memerlukan kasih dari dua belah pihak. Perlu sokongan dari yang berkasih. Tetapi kenapa sang perempuan itu dipersalahkan seolah olah dia yang merancang semua ini untuk berlaku? Tetapi kenapa sang perempuan itu dihukum seolah olah dia sahaja yang bersalah, Ingatlah..bertepuk sebelah tangan tidak akan berbunyi.

p/s: Takpe. Sudah biasa dipersalahkan. Memang semua pon aku yang punya pengaruh. Sampai bila aku dihentam begini??

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Bestfriend and boyfriend.

Last Wednesday, Apa finally sold his sport rim. So, konon nye mahu belanja makan lah. Being me yang memang takkan nak mintak benda sempoi2, cakaplah jom makan Johnny's? Dah bosan dah asek Old Town White Coffee and mapley. Nak gak makan mewah dgn dia. But of course he's paying lahh. HAHA. So we went straight to J.J Seremban, then makan Johnny's..erm..yummy yummy. Thanks sayang. Pastu tengok movie then jalan2 lah kami berdating. Hehe.

Today he and his friends ada buat private party. Konon untuk reunion budak sekolah dia lah. Yad invited me too since I'm Apa's girlfriend. But then I'm not going cause I don't want to start all this partying again. But I let Apa go cause tu dah macam reunion. So I let him go with 5 conditions. And trust me, you don't wanna know what are the 5 conditions. HAHA.

It's fun to be the "lady boss" sometimes. Can't let him rule all the time aite? Dyane seems to have a fight with someone. I'm gonna ask her what's going on. It's been ages since I online. And everytime call die pon tak sempat nak cite panjang. And I'm so at her side regardless with who she's having problem with. Bestfriends are eternity.

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Boring...!!

I just got back from Nilai. Penat dowh. Adoyh. Makin tua ni makin cepat penat. Belum kahwin lagi ni. Dah kahwin nanti macam mana lah. Tonight I have a wedding. Baju wedding a.k.a baju raya sudah siap. Ada dua pasang. I'll be wearing one of them tonight. Nanti I'll take some pictures yeah? Hehe.

p/s: He told me she puts our picture..i miss you too.

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