I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike
I fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke
Her name was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, 'You are a Rough Rider !!!'You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered' I want MORE! !!!'
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!!!
OMG! I got this from the RATU of PORNS...aka Jowinilah Jais!!
*Okay now I'm turned on!!! HAHA*