Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)once uve been tagged must do! =)happy reading! =D
(Okay but before that, just want to make it clear that I'm not a mean person. But it's exceptional only to people I really really really really hate and to people who mess with me. Though I'm not mean, but I can be a bitch sometimes which can hurt a lot of people. But yeah, I am a sarcastic..in a nice way. HAHA)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: In terms of what??
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: When was the last time you check yourself in the mirror?
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: They like your money. Durrh..you think they'll even look at you if you're broke?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: So? You think I care? I'm not your mother. Durrhh..!
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Ohh. You must be those 'HI-BYE" artist.
If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Ohh come on. You're not even my type.
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: And what makes you think I am? Euww!
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Ohh I know. Your type must be some ghetto that can't even spell their own name.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: You're not even rich yourself. What makes you think you deserve one?
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Ohh. See if I care. You really think those people like you anyway??
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Please get rid of your broken mirror please.
2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Not a chance!! Go away pathetic!
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Go get a whore blockhead!!
4) What do you like about me?
YR: What's there to like??
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Not even in my dreams. I rather die than lying for you.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Ohh look, who just got out of the pig mud.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: Wasn't it you who just got out of the toilet for pigs??
3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Ohh you're just jealous you're not ME!!
4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Only if you get to the finish line. Trust me, you're not even close.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I was never in love with you. You only got my symphaty. That's why I said "yes" before.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: How can that be? I don't even remember your name?!!
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: I was with you before? Ohh. Your spell must be very strong.
4) Please call me...
YR: Yeah sure. I'll be needing your number to invite to my wedding later.
5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: I'm not sorry at all.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: So I've been told.
2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: Ohh. Look at you?!! I'm soo not gona buy this shit.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: I won't buy it even for free!
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Don't beg. You look like a pig!
To all yang ade on my babbling list. Except K.qila cause she tagged me.